I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway
I’m so fucking sore from Rugby practice. I literally cannot lift my hands above my head or bend over atm and when I take a shower the turf burn stings like a motherfucker… But it’s a nice kind of pain.
i’m ugly and my body hurts and i am scared of the future
There is an entire universe that exists solely in your mind that is impossible to completely share with another person. You are a god onto yourself as beautiful and cruel as you wish to be. That is the realest shit ever.
walking into the supernatural writing office like
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write